Dragons bust brackets in March Madness
BY KATNESS JUMPING BEAN In 1980, one of the greatest moments in sports history happened. The USA men’s hockey team defeated the Russians 4-3 in the form of an unimaginable […]
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Student drinks nothing but coffee Graduates with quadruple major
BY THE JAVANATOR French press. Espresso. Latte. No matter how these precious beans are brewed, one senior who is graduating with four majors will drink it. For Macy Carlito, her […]
‘Frozen’ character named MSUM’s new mascot
BY THE GINGER INJURE With the never-ending snow littering MSUM’s campus once again, the fiery Dragon mascot MSUM adopted for decades has lost its relevance to the tundra we live […]
MSUM: Where I should have gone to college
BY FLASHBOY HERO Across the cemetery from 901 8th St. So., there is a dark and scary place. It is a place where students wear sweatpants and leggings to every […]
James Franco to come to MSUM; pities frozen students, willing to teach theatre students his ways
BY THE ELECTRIC RAZOR Actor. Scholar. Philanthropist. Friend. James Franco can do it all. The Oscar nominated star will be at MSUM Friday to speak to students and faculty about […]